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Happy Lil’ Leaf Throw

£39.90

This adorably weedy little throw will keep you and your buddies warm in this treacherous weather.

YOU ARE HOT Luxury Tote

£16.46

Make a statement by calling ALL of your surrounding comrades something that’ll make them smile. Or hard.

Happy Lil’ Leaf Case

£18.42

Protect your expensive phone with a stoned hemp leaf. Classy ❤

YOU ARE HOT Slap Sticker

£2.06

Slap it on anything. Wardrobe. Laptop. Dad’s head. A baby’s head. Your fridge. Your car. I really don’t mind where you put this sticker.

Happy Lil’ Leaf Stash

£9.81

You’ll get a medal if you don’t audibly go ‘awwwww’ when you see Happy Lil’ Leaf on this ADORABLE zip up stash bag.

YOU ARE HOT Laptop Bag

£30.30

Shield your (probably) most expensive belonging. Your laptop. Or huge iPad..?

Literally a shower curtain

£58.91

I don’t see why you’d want a hemp leaf shower curtain but there’s something out there for everybody. Enjoy.

YOU ARE HOT Hoodie

£41.23

If you don’t ask your crush out wearing this then don’t even buy it.

Big Fat Floor Pillow

£55.18

I don’t know what you’re into… But if you ever wanted to sit on Happy Lil’ Leaf’s face… Now’s your chance.

YOU ARE HOT Reusable Bag

£13.19

Save the fuckin’ planet, you hottie.

Happy Leaf Wall Clock

£25.26

This dope piece is made with modern printed polypropylene with a plexiglass face!

YOU ARE HOT Coasters

£15.61

Now these are cute.

Luxury Hemp Tote

£16.46

I’m sure you’d get some questionable looks donning this around town.

Happy Leaf Tapestry

£32.72

These cute tapestries come in small, medium, and large.

Throw Cushion

£19.13

Just a smaller version of the big fat floor pillow.

Lil’ Green Baggie

£24.37

This cute little green baggie is made from 100% polyester-woven fabric, and is fitted with extra gentle straps so your shoulders won’t have a hard time.

Phone Case (Android)

£23.86

Protect your valuable phone with this shock-absorbent, electric green case designed with the signature HempThreadz logo.

Phone Case (iPhone)

£18.42

Unfortunately a cheaper version of the same case because everyone is biased towards iPhones. Fuck the system.

Lil’ Green Notebook

£11.46

It’s a notebook. Please don’t ask me to write any more.

Slap Sticker

£2.06

Take it, ya’ slapper.

Editor’s Favourite

Big Ol’ Travel Mug

£18.93

Never spill your scolding hot drinks ever again… Hopefully.

Look Into My Eyes

£31.89

Look into my eyes. My eyes. Not around the eyes. The eyes. You’re under. You will buy this t-shirt without question because you really want it. 3, 2, 1, you’re back in the room.

Look Into My Eyes

£23.92

A longer, non-premium version of the other ‘Look Into My Eyes’ shirt. Despite the slightly lower quality thread, you’ll still get an amazingly comfy t-shirt.

Dope as fuck flask

£18.02

This ‘Look Into My Eyes’ flask is funky and I’m not sure how you haven’t bought it already.

BELCH! Coasters

£15.61

For when you’re feeling messy and burpy.

Love a good fackin’ notepad

£11.46

The front says it all. Some people love BBQs, some hate them. I hate them.

BELCH! Travel Mug

£18.93

Belch! Need I say more?

Love a good fackin’ travel flask

£18.93

Never have to travel again. Wait no let me start again-

BELCH! Sweater

£34.31

Keep yo’self warm with a sweatshirt with a gross word on it ❤

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